3/11/00 - The 50th Post

The full scale invasion by Ant Forces of Farrar has begun.
A small skirmish erupted this morning between Gen. Bob's forces and a small scout platoon of ants. The ants were completely destroyed, but by 4:30 pm they were back. Bob's forces are keeping them at bay for the moment.

3/9/00 Thurs.

Adolescent howler monkey sounds were heard in the hall at 2:57 pm.
Bob went to the bathroom to the tune of "I'm a looser baby, so why don't you kill me."
There was a shootout between Bob, Wallenchuck, and Crazy Dave.
Bob was alerted by Wallenchuck and Crazy Dave popping off a few disc rounds, so he got out Bill's ANWS-1000 gun and blasted Crazy Dave's hand. Then Bob got Wallenchuck in the head after Wallenchuck connected a disc with Bob's eye. Next, Dave tried to grab the ANWS-1000 and failed. He scrambled for the door of the hall while Bob ran a stream of water down his back. Then Wallenchuck, now soaked, jumped on Bob from behind and a threat of a shot to Wallenchuck's special area was made. Wallenchuck promptly let Bob go and Bob was able to close the door.
No innocent bystanders were harmed, and Bob was able to steal around 10 discs.

3/7/00 Tues.

Bill was handicapped this morning because Farrar blew a fuse again.
"Anyone know the date?" was yelled randomly in the hall.
A dinosaur-like yell was heard in the hall.
Bob turned into "Methane Man" and terrorized the hall with his "methane gun."
An unknown tribal-like cry was heard several times around 2:14.
Bill experienced severe intestinal cramps, then rushed to the bathroom. He claims "it shot out..." He says he has tummy problems.
Bill ate the "I" of "I love you."
Hours after Bill demonstrated his upgraded anti-nakedness weapon system someone wondered why the hall was all wet.
Scott went insane because his phone rang.
Norton became the savior of Bill's computer.
Bob peed to the soothing sounds of a jazz ballad.
News of Norton spread to outlying areas and many computers were saved throughout the region.
AOK failed. Students in NY were annoyed.
Bob and Bill scratched their rears in synchronization.
Bob ran memaker on his bladder.

3/6/00 Monday

A Taco Bell run was made. Ex-Farrarian Tim Alexander was sighted.
Bill and Wallenchuck made Bob promise not to check out the cashier guy's butt, though he still denies the initial act.
Bob and Jeff were locked in a heated battle on AOK.
Jeff was winning, but resigned because it was bedtime.

3/5/00

Bill and Bob shudder at the thought of what the cheese from last semester looks like in Bill's fridge. Bob elects to shut the fridge and not find out.
Bill, while on an expedition to the "black hole," discovers his Taco Bell Dog, pushes its ear and it says "Yo quiero Taco Bell."
Bill exclaims, "It lives!"
In his travels he also found a pair of underwear that belonged neither to him nor Bob.
Bill got into something under the bed and has now gone insane.
While smashing boxes into the black hole, Bill comments that he is "defraging." Bill claims to be a plunger.
The black hole spews "common UNIX commands."
Bill continues to "plunge."
Bill was attacked by a coathanger.
Monkey-like screams were heard both inside and outside of Farrar at 9:37 p.m.
First ant killed in Bob and Bill's room.
It was determined Bill's Bubble Bobble is coming from near Pearl Harbor.
A girl-like scream was heard at 10:48 p.m.
Joe felt the wrath of Bill's Super Soaker CPS 1000 after making an unprovoked attack on Bob and Bill with a bow and arrow (suction cup that is). Joe can run quickly.
Bob heard a phantom ping pong ball bounce somewhere in the room. He could not find it.

3/4/00 Saturday

After several hours of heated conflict, the Grace Baptist Church AWANA team under the leadership of Shawn and Bob achieved victory at the fabled AWANA Olympics.
What sounded like a mix of a foot race and a cattle stampede was heard in the hall around 5:08 p.m.
Bill was hands down the worst dressed at Roomies Night Out. He wore a motley assortment of variously colored and variously patterned clothing including two different shoes, black and white tweed pants with 2 inch cuffs, a purple plaid shirt, a green sweater, red sunglasses, brown suspenders, a yellow and red tie, and to top it all off a hat. A maroon "cab driver's flopper."
Bob watched old, sappy, musicals while consuming a "Lloyd's Bar-B-Q Chicken Sandwich."
Bill forgot that consuming Ramen produces farts.
Screaming girls were heard outside at 12:00 a.m.
An anonymous, random act of vandalism left only half of the "Pimpin' Ain't Easy" sticker that had previously graced a door on the second floor.
No one wanted to have a shootout with Bill and Bob and their deadly squirt guns.
Bill found out that he was the highest bidder for Bubble Bobble.

3/3/00 Friday

Jeff has caught the first ant of the spring 2000 season. Farrar can only wait for the ensuing onslaught.