3/14/00

Bob and Bill completely blow away their old high score on Bubble Bobble. Bill got the game for Nintendo.
A major battle was fought today just inside room 308.
The ants were completely destroyed.
Bill announced a personal Jihad against the ants as he went postal with a fly swatter and ant-killing spray.
Today was a major battle against the ants.
After several hours of intense fighting, hundreds of ant carcasses lay in the hall and room 308.
As of 12:11 am, the ants have been pushed back and are being held at bay.
Jackhammer sounds were heard coming from room 307.
A banana-like smell wafted through room 308.
Bill had alfredo, and is charged with the crime.
The verdict: "Guilty as charged." Bill's quote, "Hey, I'm proud to have that smell come out of my butt."

3/13/00

There was a dorm meeting tonight.
Afterward, Bill, Bob, Jeff, Mudge, and Wallace made a Taco Bell run. Eventually, twelve to fifteen WBC students ended up there. There was talk of a revival.
Bob, Wallace, and Jeff were "counseled" by Mudge.
Tim was Jeff's son, Bob was Jeff's brother. Tim was caught stealing money and was sentenced to counseling.
Jeff took personal offense when Mudge questioned the morality of Jeff's ex-wife.
Bill got slapped on both cheeks (the southern end) while walking down the hall.
Bill was put asleep by Johnathan.
Bob and Bill failed after 45 agonizing minuets of heated, sweaty playing to defeat Bubble Bobble. They are stuck on level 100. It is the Big guy that bounces around and throws things.

3/12/00

Forces under Bill and Wallenchuck engaged the ants near Room 308 this morning. Later that afternoon, Bob held off an attack. As of this date, no Farrarians have been lost, while the ants' losses are in the hundreds.

Thier lifeliess carcasses littler the hall floor.

Yet they will never give up. They will fight to their last unit.

More howler monkey sounds were heard around 1:35 p.m. today.

Strange tribal like screams and yells were heard in the bathroom.

Strange singing was heard a little later.

Chimpanzee-like screams were heard in the hall.

The war for Farrar continues. More ant fatalities.

Bill unleashes what is hoped will be a deadly new weapon in the war against the ants.

The ant walks into the feeding station, gets the bait and takes it back to the colony where it is fed to the queen. The queen dies. One after another the other ants will die and the colony will move away.

Bob thought Rosalea was being anal about her gas.

As Bill falls asleep he mutters, "It's too late. And I can't do anything about it. It's too late." (this is at 1:07 a.m. and Bill knows he is getting up at 6:45 a.m. tomorrow morning).

3/11/00 - The 50th Post

The full scale invasion by Ant Forces of Farrar has begun.
A small skirmish erupted this morning between Gen. Bob's forces and a small scout platoon of ants. The ants were completely destroyed, but by 4:30 pm they were back. Bob's forces are keeping them at bay for the moment.

3/9/00 Thurs.

Adolescent howler monkey sounds were heard in the hall at 2:57 pm.
Bob went to the bathroom to the tune of "I'm a looser baby, so why don't you kill me."
There was a shootout between Bob, Wallenchuck, and Crazy Dave.
Bob was alerted by Wallenchuck and Crazy Dave popping off a few disc rounds, so he got out Bill's ANWS-1000 gun and blasted Crazy Dave's hand. Then Bob got Wallenchuck in the head after Wallenchuck connected a disc with Bob's eye. Next, Dave tried to grab the ANWS-1000 and failed. He scrambled for the door of the hall while Bob ran a stream of water down his back. Then Wallenchuck, now soaked, jumped on Bob from behind and a threat of a shot to Wallenchuck's special area was made. Wallenchuck promptly let Bob go and Bob was able to close the door.
No innocent bystanders were harmed, and Bob was able to steal around 10 discs.

3/7/00 Tues.

Bill was handicapped this morning because Farrar blew a fuse again.
"Anyone know the date?" was yelled randomly in the hall.
A dinosaur-like yell was heard in the hall.
Bob turned into "Methane Man" and terrorized the hall with his "methane gun."
An unknown tribal-like cry was heard several times around 2:14.
Bill experienced severe intestinal cramps, then rushed to the bathroom. He claims "it shot out..." He says he has tummy problems.
Bill ate the "I" of "I love you."
Hours after Bill demonstrated his upgraded anti-nakedness weapon system someone wondered why the hall was all wet.
Scott went insane because his phone rang.
Norton became the savior of Bill's computer.
Bob peed to the soothing sounds of a jazz ballad.
News of Norton spread to outlying areas and many computers were saved throughout the region.
AOK failed. Students in NY were annoyed.
Bob and Bill scratched their rears in synchronization.
Bob ran memaker on his bladder.

3/6/00 Monday

A Taco Bell run was made. Ex-Farrarian Tim Alexander was sighted.
Bill and Wallenchuck made Bob promise not to check out the cashier guy's butt, though he still denies the initial act.
Bob and Jeff were locked in a heated battle on AOK.
Jeff was winning, but resigned because it was bedtime.