1/23/00

Too many distractions and intense depression have kept me from keeping this log. But it must be written, I must continue.
Farrar has turned into an insane asylum.
Monkey-like screams were heard. Bill commented that they sounded like a constipated monkey.
Sounds of someone being tortured were heard.
Men bounced off walls and doors.
More screams.
A wailing wall has been erected in room 308 for people who wish to pray for the Messianic computer.
We did not anticipate having to fight not against the flesh, but the powers of Microsoft. The great Saga continues. Windows 98 is being re-loaded for the 4th time tonight. We will do battle until 12:00, then it is time for bed.
Duck is alive.
Wallace discovered his cookies in room 308.
Jeff searched for a cordless drill.
"I kicked his butt!" was yelled randomly in the hall.
Bill announces that there is something theologically wrong with Bob's computer.
Friday night and into Saturday morning Bob and Bill play the first ever Pod Race over the network. Two races were run, ending in a one to one tie.
Another Pod Race will take place tonight to decide once and for all this weekend, who's the fastest.