Farrarian Tales

We the People of Farrar Hall at Western Baptist College write this journal and log so that in the future, not only will we remember, but also that the outside world will know just exactly how insane we are.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

2/3/00

Bill went to bed before, and woke up after Bob for the first time this millennium last night.
Bobadin and Monk failed to defeat the Viking infidels because of a technical error on Bobadin's part. It involved a surge protector and a blind stab of a finger.
Bill sucked puss out of his neck, then tuned his guitar.
Bob re-loaded Windows 98 - what else is new?
Michael Fischer wore clothes tonight.
Wallace and Josh's room stinks again. They are oblivious.
Jeff grappled with woman issues.
Bill and Bob contemplate the purchase of Nerf Arena Blast.
They brainstorm about how to pay as little as possible.
Bill cried, "Blasphemy!" as he booted up his "Linux" hard drive that, as of tonight, still has Windows 98 loaded from Bob's little "experiment."
Bill felt a fart come on- and it came, and there was great rejoicing. He blames the chili-dog he ate for lunch.
Concerning the chili dog, Bill only ate the chili and bread because the hotdog was burnt.
Bob's car is sick.

2 Comments:

Blogger Bill said...

I remember that night! Bob, you were using Windows 98 way back then...advance with the times!

Ah yes, the great suction method for removing large zits. Heat up bottle, position over zit, rapidly cool...which is very easy to do in February with an air conditioner.

9:00 PM  
Blogger psychobob said...

Hey Bill, who's STILL trying to go "Linux only" after all this time? ;-)

7:34 PM  

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