2/29/00 Tuesday - the last leap year on a double 00 year for another 400 years.

Jeff and Bob did their Greek "all dressed up."
Bob reloaded Windows 98 in an attempt to thwart the "Explorer performed an illegal operation and will be shut down" error that appears on the desktop every 10 minutes, stopping any program currently running. The operation failed. Desperate measures may have to be taken.
Jeff tried to translate any Greek word that he didn't remember as "kangaroo."
In yet another freak accident, Bob embedded a chunk of fry in his nasal cavity. He was able to dislodge it and continue with his meal. That makes two inhalations of food particles within a week.
Bill went to Sherrie's and spent $6.39 on a "skillet" but forgot to order it without onions or green peppers. "What a waste," he says as he farts. "At least onions make good farts."