Farrarian Tales

We the People of Farrar Hall at Western Baptist College write this journal and log so that in the future, not only will we remember, but also that the outside world will know just exactly how insane we are.

Monday, November 27, 2006

2/8/00

Today, Monday the 8th, [of Jan.] 2000, a day which will live in infmany in the hearts of all Farrarians, we were forced to go to PVG for a dorm meeting. Having to go to PVG was one thing, but we were also forced to listen to a talk from a police officer.
Bill counted 5 swear words.
We learned how two business professionals, under the influence of road rage, beat each other with briefcases, while in an intersection, being watched by a crowd of around 100.
Various other things that this author deems inapropriate for this log were told to us.
Bill and Jeff made a Taco Bell run at 11:45, then "went for a drive."
A ladybug was spotted in Bill and Bob's room.
How it survived this long is a mystery.
Bill listened to the "Alf" theme song and reminisced.
The Great Awakening was set for 6:55am.
Bill and Bob decided that Bob's 486 was only John the Baptist and that Bob is Catholic because he has to sacrifice the Messianic computer by reloading Windows 98 many, many times.
After having sat through Tim Anderson's theology lecture on Hell, Bill and Bob discuss the theological signifigance of the Portal to Hades (otherwise known as the heater)
Buddy the Bear sits back against the wall and thinks to himself, "*sigh* Another day has ended in Farrar.

1 Comments:

Blogger Russkateer said...

This brought back some memories that should have never been remembered...I doubt that officer was ever invited back.

9:30 PM  

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