3/4/00 Saturday

After several hours of heated conflict, the Grace Baptist Church AWANA team under the leadership of Shawn and Bob achieved victory at the fabled AWANA Olympics.
What sounded like a mix of a foot race and a cattle stampede was heard in the hall around 5:08 p.m.
Bill was hands down the worst dressed at Roomies Night Out. He wore a motley assortment of variously colored and variously patterned clothing including two different shoes, black and white tweed pants with 2 inch cuffs, a purple plaid shirt, a green sweater, red sunglasses, brown suspenders, a yellow and red tie, and to top it all off a hat. A maroon "cab driver's flopper."
Bob watched old, sappy, musicals while consuming a "Lloyd's Bar-B-Q Chicken Sandwich."
Bill forgot that consuming Ramen produces farts.
Screaming girls were heard outside at 12:00 a.m.
An anonymous, random act of vandalism left only half of the "Pimpin' Ain't Easy" sticker that had previously graced a door on the second floor.
No one wanted to have a shootout with Bill and Bob and their deadly squirt guns.
Bill found out that he was the highest bidder for Bubble Bobble.