3/5/00

Bill and Bob shudder at the thought of what the cheese from last semester looks like in Bill's fridge. Bob elects to shut the fridge and not find out.
Bill, while on an expedition to the "black hole," discovers his Taco Bell Dog, pushes its ear and it says "Yo quiero Taco Bell."
Bill exclaims, "It lives!"
In his travels he also found a pair of underwear that belonged neither to him nor Bob.
Bill got into something under the bed and has now gone insane.
While smashing boxes into the black hole, Bill comments that he is "defraging." Bill claims to be a plunger.
The black hole spews "common UNIX commands."
Bill continues to "plunge."
Bill was attacked by a coathanger.
Monkey-like screams were heard both inside and outside of Farrar at 9:37 p.m.
First ant killed in Bob and Bill's room.
It was determined Bill's Bubble Bobble is coming from near Pearl Harbor.
A girl-like scream was heard at 10:48 p.m.
Joe felt the wrath of Bill's Super Soaker CPS 1000 after making an unprovoked attack on Bob and Bill with a bow and arrow (suction cup that is). Joe can run quickly.
Bob heard a phantom ping pong ball bounce somewhere in the room. He could not find it.