3/7/00 Tues.

Bill was handicapped this morning because Farrar blew a fuse again.
"Anyone know the date?" was yelled randomly in the hall.
A dinosaur-like yell was heard in the hall.
Bob turned into "Methane Man" and terrorized the hall with his "methane gun."
An unknown tribal-like cry was heard several times around 2:14.
Bill experienced severe intestinal cramps, then rushed to the bathroom. He claims "it shot out..." He says he has tummy problems.
Bill ate the "I" of "I love you."
Hours after Bill demonstrated his upgraded anti-nakedness weapon system someone wondered why the hall was all wet.
Scott went insane because his phone rang.
Norton became the savior of Bill's computer.
Bob peed to the soothing sounds of a jazz ballad.
News of Norton spread to outlying areas and many computers were saved throughout the region.
AOK failed. Students in NY were annoyed.
Bob and Bill scratched their rears in synchronization.
Bob ran memaker on his bladder.