Farrarian Tales

We the People of Farrar Hall at Western Baptist College write this journal and log so that in the future, not only will we remember, but also that the outside world will know just exactly how insane we are.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

3/9/00 Thurs.

Adolescent howler monkey sounds were heard in the hall at 2:57 pm.
Bob went to the bathroom to the tune of "I'm a looser baby, so why don't you kill me."
There was a shootout between Bob, Wallenchuck, and Crazy Dave.
Bob was alerted by Wallenchuck and Crazy Dave popping off a few disc rounds, so he got out Bill's ANWS-1000 gun and blasted Crazy Dave's hand. Then Bob got Wallenchuck in the head after Wallenchuck connected a disc with Bob's eye. Next, Dave tried to grab the ANWS-1000 and failed. He scrambled for the door of the hall while Bob ran a stream of water down his back. Then Wallenchuck, now soaked, jumped on Bob from behind and a threat of a shot to Wallenchuck's special area was made. Wallenchuck promptly let Bob go and Bob was able to close the door.
No innocent bystanders were harmed, and Bob was able to steal around 10 discs.

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