Farrarian Tales

We the People of Farrar Hall at Western Baptist College write this journal and log so that in the future, not only will we remember, but also that the outside world will know just exactly how insane we are.

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

3/14/00

Bob and Bill completely blow away their old high score on Bubble Bobble. Bill got the game for Nintendo.
A major battle was fought today just inside room 308.
The ants were completely destroyed.
Bill announced a personal Jihad against the ants as he went postal with a fly swatter and ant-killing spray.
Today was a major battle against the ants.
After several hours of intense fighting, hundreds of ant carcasses lay in the hall and room 308.
As of 12:11 am, the ants have been pushed back and are being held at bay.
Jackhammer sounds were heard coming from room 307.
A banana-like smell wafted through room 308.
Bill had alfredo, and is charged with the crime.
The verdict: "Guilty as charged." Bill's quote, "Hey, I'm proud to have that smell come out of my butt."

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