Farrarian Tales

We the People of Farrar Hall at Western Baptist College write this journal and log so that in the future, not only will we remember, but also that the outside world will know just exactly how insane we are.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

2/10/00 Thursday

Yet another open dorm has come and gone. Tom tried to break a snowboard.
A scream of intense pain was heard in the parking lot.
Overheard in the hall at 10:06pm, "The girls are gone everyone get naked!"
A little later, "The girls are gone! I can go pee!"
Bill, after working on his analysis paper for several hours, learns that what he thought was a commentary on John which he had been reading for ten minutes was actually the Confessions of Augustine.
Star Wars parodies were watched until the wee hours of the morning. Bob downloaded 277 MB of them.
Theo is back.
Amazingly, the hall is quiet at 12:48 am, a first this week.
Bill longed to take a break from his paper writing to do physics.
Bob and Jeff gave Bill a belated birthday gift and card.
The gift was peanut butter M&M's.
The card was a poem about farts.
The hall is no longer quiet. It is 12:51 am.
Theo and Jeff came into Bob and Bill's room and fart. Then Theo proceeded to wrestle with Jeff to try to get another fart to come out.
Bill fell asleep at around 3:00am on the floor doing physics.