2/28/00 Monday

-Bill crashed his Nintendo and had to reboot.
-Today was a strange day.
Dewey claimed to be a lesbian.
Bob checked out the cashier guys' butt at Taco Bell (actually he was looking for fire sauce).
Crazy Dave tried to get out of a speeding ticket by claiming he was pregnant (he was playing NFS3).
Bill called for a jihad against the ladybugs.
Bill and Tim communicated via burping.
Bob beat Crazy Dave by 2 minutes at Podracer. Bob informs Dave that he needs to use the Force.
A Taco Bell run was made at 11:30 pm.
Bill had a farting problem. Quote: "Man our room sure stinks!"
Three different games were played at the same time in Room 308. Bill comments, "Our room is very detrimental to homework."
Every 10 minutes, Bob's computer gave the message, "Explorer performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."

2/27/00 Sunday

Bob attained the 7th level in Marble Madness.
He is elated.
Later, Bill and Bob got to level 57 on Bubble Bobble, time restraints and sore hands, as well as pilot error forced them to stop.
Bob and Jeff ate homemade donuts.
Bob was startled by the sight of two people in a chair so entwined in each other, he thought they were one person.
Bill consumed many sausages. They functioned to their full capacity. Bill does not look forward to the sausage's digestion and consequent greesy poop.
Bob peed to the tunes of "I done ya' wrong, I hope he does ya' right."
12:40 a.m., February 28th:

8 are currently visible in room 308.
As Derek would say, "That's just gross!"
Bob and Bill go to bed to the soothing tune of a K6-2 processor fan and the blinking lights of Bill's hard drive and CD-ROM. A copy of X-Wing Alliance is being made.
Bill and Bob contemplate skipping morning classes to beat Bubble Bobble.
Bil feels like a bloated chicken wearing thermal underwear.
Bob had a fight with his blankie and lost.