3/6/00 Monday

A Taco Bell run was made. Ex-Farrarian Tim Alexander was sighted.
Bill and Wallenchuck made Bob promise not to check out the cashier guy's butt, though he still denies the initial act.
Bob and Jeff were locked in a heated battle on AOK.
Jeff was winning, but resigned because it was bedtime.

3/5/00

Bill and Bob shudder at the thought of what the cheese from last semester looks like in Bill's fridge. Bob elects to shut the fridge and not find out.
Bill, while on an expedition to the "black hole," discovers his Taco Bell Dog, pushes its ear and it says "Yo quiero Taco Bell."
Bill exclaims, "It lives!"
In his travels he also found a pair of underwear that belonged neither to him nor Bob.
Bill got into something under the bed and has now gone insane.
While smashing boxes into the black hole, Bill comments that he is "defraging." Bill claims to be a plunger.
The black hole spews "common UNIX commands."
Bill continues to "plunge."
Bill was attacked by a coathanger.
Monkey-like screams were heard both inside and outside of Farrar at 9:37 p.m.
First ant killed in Bob and Bill's room.
It was determined Bill's Bubble Bobble is coming from near Pearl Harbor.
A girl-like scream was heard at 10:48 p.m.
Joe felt the wrath of Bill's Super Soaker CPS 1000 after making an unprovoked attack on Bob and Bill with a bow and arrow (suction cup that is). Joe can run quickly.
Bob heard a phantom ping pong ball bounce somewhere in the room. He could not find it.

3/4/00 Saturday

After several hours of heated conflict, the Grace Baptist Church AWANA team under the leadership of Shawn and Bob achieved victory at the fabled AWANA Olympics.
What sounded like a mix of a foot race and a cattle stampede was heard in the hall around 5:08 p.m.
Bill was hands down the worst dressed at Roomies Night Out. He wore a motley assortment of variously colored and variously patterned clothing including two different shoes, black and white tweed pants with 2 inch cuffs, a purple plaid shirt, a green sweater, red sunglasses, brown suspenders, a yellow and red tie, and to top it all off a hat. A maroon "cab driver's flopper."
Bob watched old, sappy, musicals while consuming a "Lloyd's Bar-B-Q Chicken Sandwich."
Bill forgot that consuming Ramen produces farts.
Screaming girls were heard outside at 12:00 a.m.
An anonymous, random act of vandalism left only half of the "Pimpin' Ain't Easy" sticker that had previously graced a door on the second floor.
No one wanted to have a shootout with Bill and Bob and their deadly squirt guns.
Bill found out that he was the highest bidder for Bubble Bobble.