Farrarian Tales

We the People of Farrar Hall at Western Baptist College write this journal and log so that in the future, not only will we remember, but also that the outside world will know just exactly how insane we are.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

2/17/00

Bill almost doubled is Hard Drive space = 25 gigs.
Bob and Bill reminisce about way back when 250 megs was a lot, then there were those huge 500 meg hard drives.
Bob was transferred to the Liberty today.
A Fry's run was made. Total purchases: 17 gig hard drive, 50 CD-R's, 25 jewel cases, and a keyboard. It was a quick and successful raid.
In a futile attempt to remember everything for his upcoming Contemporary Theology midterm, Bob plugged a keyboard into his ear and tried typing the information into his brain. He decides he does not have a PS/2 compatible port.
4 days until what is hoped to be the epic ski trip of the 99-2000 season.
Bill decides to become a pirate. He thinks "Nobeard" is a good name.
Bill told Krista to "open up your computer and blow out those pointy things on the ribbon, then plug it back in good."
Jeff pondered the theology of "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade."

Saturday, January 13, 2007

2/16/00 - Wednesday

The computer science guys of 3rd floor broke into the custodial closet to get Bill's internet back up.
Jeff and Bob were unable to destroy the Brittons.
Bob received a medal for his valiant efforts protecting the retreating Rebel fleet.
Nakedness reared its ugly head once again, but threats of squirt-gun reprisals sent the offenders scampering.
Bill reads about "becoming one flesh" in his marital counseling workbook.
Napster helped Bill download many megs of MP3's.
Bill and Bob were flautatious.
Shouts followed by a car peeling out were heard outside Farrar.
Nutter Butters were consumed.
Bill got his underwear stuck to his peeing sandals as he attempted to go do what the sandals a re for.
Bill strobe-mooned the 'frigerator and microwave.
Crazy Dave was attacked after provoking Josh, Wallenchuck, and others.
Bill played his guitar in his PJ's as it turned from Wednesday to Thursday.
Bill temporarily lost control of his left hand.
Quote of the night, "Oh man! Funky bunnies fingers!"

Saturday, January 06, 2007

2/11/00

Bill woke up at 11:20am
As Bob and Bill eat lunch in thier room, they listened to a drunk sounding Pope shout "funky bunnies!" on "Vatican Radio Online."
Bill had macaroni-and-water-cheese.
Bill's quote, "It actually tasted pretty good."
Bill worked on thoughtery.com
Sounds of a scuffle were heard in Scott and Russ' room.
A mattress blocked the entrance to Jeff's room.
Someone collected cans in the hall.
The hall is deserted at 4:30pm.
Bill's bladder wouldn't make up its mind. Bill goes to the restroom to help it decide.
Bill logged the air log. He needed out.
A Taco Bell run was made at 11:27pm.
Bob became Marksman 2nd Class in the Rebel Alliance last night.
Bill got thoughtery.com up.