3/9/00 Thurs.

Adolescent howler monkey sounds were heard in the hall at 2:57 pm.
Bob went to the bathroom to the tune of "I'm a looser baby, so why don't you kill me."
There was a shootout between Bob, Wallenchuck, and Crazy Dave.
Bob was alerted by Wallenchuck and Crazy Dave popping off a few disc rounds, so he got out Bill's ANWS-1000 gun and blasted Crazy Dave's hand. Then Bob got Wallenchuck in the head after Wallenchuck connected a disc with Bob's eye. Next, Dave tried to grab the ANWS-1000 and failed. He scrambled for the door of the hall while Bob ran a stream of water down his back. Then Wallenchuck, now soaked, jumped on Bob from behind and a threat of a shot to Wallenchuck's special area was made. Wallenchuck promptly let Bob go and Bob was able to close the door.
No innocent bystanders were harmed, and Bob was able to steal around 10 discs.

3/7/00 Tues.

Bill was handicapped this morning because Farrar blew a fuse again.
"Anyone know the date?" was yelled randomly in the hall.
A dinosaur-like yell was heard in the hall.
Bob turned into "Methane Man" and terrorized the hall with his "methane gun."
An unknown tribal-like cry was heard several times around 2:14.
Bill experienced severe intestinal cramps, then rushed to the bathroom. He claims "it shot out..." He says he has tummy problems.
Bill ate the "I" of "I love you."
Hours after Bill demonstrated his upgraded anti-nakedness weapon system someone wondered why the hall was all wet.
Scott went insane because his phone rang.
Norton became the savior of Bill's computer.
Bob peed to the soothing sounds of a jazz ballad.
News of Norton spread to outlying areas and many computers were saved throughout the region.
AOK failed. Students in NY were annoyed.
Bob and Bill scratched their rears in synchronization.
Bob ran memaker on his bladder.