3/1/00 - 3/2/00

Bill mumbled incoherently for a few hours.
Girlish screams were heard around 3:30 pm.
Animalistic screams were heard around 4:00 pm.
A loud sustained scream was heard around 10:21 pm.
Bob destroyed a Super Star Destroyer under the command of Darth Vader and was given no bonus points.
A chair was dropped from a significant, although unknown height.
After having the highest bid on Bubble Bobble for several days, Bill was usurped by "King of the Sobe Lizards." The bid now stands at $10.50.
Bob is getting up at the unholy hour of 6:30 am tomorrow. The earliest since August of '99.
Bob thinks Bill's computer was "flooded," because Bill tried to start it for half an hour, then let it sit for 45 minuets and it started just fine.

2/29/00 Tuesday - the last leap year on a double 00 year for another 400 years.

Jeff and Bob did their Greek "all dressed up."
Bob reloaded Windows 98 in an attempt to thwart the "Explorer performed an illegal operation and will be shut down" error that appears on the desktop every 10 minutes, stopping any program currently running. The operation failed. Desperate measures may have to be taken.
Jeff tried to translate any Greek word that he didn't remember as "kangaroo."
In yet another freak accident, Bob embedded a chunk of fry in his nasal cavity. He was able to dislodge it and continue with his meal. That makes two inhalations of food particles within a week.
Bill went to Sherrie's and spent $6.39 on a "skillet" but forgot to order it without onions or green peppers. "What a waste," he says as he farts. "At least onions make good farts."